1. The cons of thinking too much..

    The cons of thinking too much..

  2. Because I thought you should know

    So apparently, a Russian man survived a five-story fall twice.

    A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

    Vodka /Rex

    Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging about the first time.

    Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

    Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

    But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

    Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

    Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: “Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

    "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."


    ^^^ Interesting how those things happen.^^^

  3. Smile =]

    Smile =]

  4. Revenge is Sweet

    How to Get Even With Someone

    • Garage Sale
      • Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, just come around back and come early!
    • X-Rays at Airports
      • Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic…
    • Oil Spot
      • At night pour used oil underneath the victim’s car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too.
    • Flat Tire
      • Very similar to the Oil Spot, but with a twist. Let most of the air out of one of your victim’s tires. Keep doing this each night, and watch as they call a tow truck or the Automobile Club day after day. Odd how those new tires keep losing air, too.
    • Paper Money
      • Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim’s name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries. Another favorite…
    • Fax Machines
      • Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim’s fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim’s fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you. This can have same results as Oil Spot.
    • Dogs
      • Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim’s house and blow the silent whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process again.

    From: http://www.joke-archives.com/stress/gettingeven.html

  5. Title: Russell Brand in New York City (Part 5)

    1:50 to 2:13 LMAO. ROFL. Russell Brand is pretty funny after all.

    ::Puppet ^_^

  6. Men are shallow. So are women. But the pic has truth to it.

    Men are shallow. So are women. But the pic has truth to it.


  7. Story of my life.
P.S. Come find me. ^_^

    Story of my life.


    P.S. Come find me. ^_^

  8. Captured perfectly

    Captured perfectly


  9. Tumblarity?

    Tumblarity. What is it to you? I define it as the most annoying part of Tumblr.com and a ridiculous popularity contest, but that’s just me.


  10. "I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I am awake, you know?"
    Ernest Hemingway
  11. thelovelybones:
I want my own white bunny.
^_^ i can’t resist.


    I want my own white bunny.

    ^_^ i can’t resist.

  12. "I want to scream at the world until it grows ears and listens."
    :: Puppet
  13. Part 2: White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    Funnier than Part 1! ^_^

    Political Humor FTW!


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