To all my friends of BA, my friends back home, and my soon-to-be-calling parents, there is a time and place for everything in BA. For sex, it’s the telos, a pay-by-the-hour sex hotel.
In Estados Unidos, we kind of lack this. Our hotels and motels surely do not compare. Por ejemplo, telos here might have a hole in the wall with an airlock system so that you’re not disturbed when the champagne arrives or mirrors carefully positioned around the room or telo’s self-branded condoms.
Your initial reaction to the telo business was probably similar to mine. Obviously you were very intrigued and wanted to know exactly where one was located nearest to you immediately. So you probably googled around a bit and if you were like me you came across a telo guide for gringos and realized that it was not something for just los gatos de la noche (prostitutes).
The telo is actually a legit 24(25)/7 business that is useful for people who are around 25 and still happen to live with their parents and need some “alone” time. That situation is quite common here as well as in Japan where people live with their parents into their late 20s. After learning this, I, like you, lost respect for the telo business. I really wanted the business to be a place where you go there and immediately knew your life had “hit a new low” as one telo advertised it. Maybe one day I will check it out for myself. But until I decide to enter the Emperor’s Enclave or the Roman Temple, I will still be just an outsider looking in… ;)
