1. Jajaja 


  2. Los Telos in BsAs: It’s sex time!

    To all my friends of BA, my friends back home, and my soon-to-be-calling parents, there is a time and place for everything in BA. For sex, it’s the telos, a pay-by-the-hour sex hotel.

    In Estados Unidos, we kind of lack this. Our hotels and motels surely do not compare. Por ejemplo, telos here might have a hole in the wall with an airlock system so that you’re not disturbed when the champagne arrives or mirrors carefully positioned around the room or telo’s self-branded condoms.

    Your initial reaction to the telo business was probably similar to mine. Obviously you were very intrigued and wanted to know exactly where one was located nearest to you immediately. So you probably googled around a bit and if you were like me you came across a telo guide for gringos and realized that it was not something for just los gatos de la noche (prostitutes).

    The telo is actually a legit 24(25)/7 business that is useful for people who are around 25 and still happen to live with their parents and need some “alone” time. That situation is quite common here as well as in Japan where people live with their parents into their late 20s. After learning this, I, like you, lost respect for the telo business. I really wanted the business to be a place where you go there and immediately knew your life had “hit a new low” as one telo advertised it. Maybe one day I will check it out for myself. But until I decide to enter the Emperor’s Enclave or the Roman Temple, I will still be just an outsider looking in… ;)

  3. xD


  4. Revenge is Sweet

    How to Get Even With Someone

    • Garage Sale
      • Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, just come around back and come early!
    • X-Rays at Airports
      • Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic…
    • Oil Spot
      • At night pour used oil underneath the victim’s car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too.
    • Flat Tire
      • Very similar to the Oil Spot, but with a twist. Let most of the air out of one of your victim’s tires. Keep doing this each night, and watch as they call a tow truck or the Automobile Club day after day. Odd how those new tires keep losing air, too.
    • Paper Money
      • Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim’s name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries. Another favorite…
    • Fax Machines
      • Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim’s fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim’s fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you. This can have same results as Oil Spot.
    • Dogs
      • Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim’s house and blow the silent whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process again.

    From: http://www.joke-archives.com/stress/gettingeven.html

  5. Part 2: White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    Funnier than Part 1! ^_^

    Political Humor FTW!


  6. Obama takes a swing at comedy at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. 7:50 = Funny joke about Obama and Hilary. “Warmer, Fuzzier White House” “Airforce One Joyride” «<Lmao. Barack looks young. ^_^ I’m happy with our new president.


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