1. When I am in need of some humor, I just find some random cyanide and happiness, xkcd, or rage comics to cheer me up. Today was C&H.

    When I am in need of some humor, I just find some random cyanide and happiness, xkcd, or rage comics to cheer me up. Today was C&H.

  2. A Word from Wiki


    A message from Wikipedia author Lilaroja

    A dollar, a love note and a broken heart.

    As a volunteer at the Wikimedia Foundation in San Francisco, I read a lot of the emails that people write and letters that they send when we launch our annual campaign for support.

    Right away you realize that people aren’t just giving their money, they’re sending their love. A child happily donating one dollar from his small weekly allowance. Another check with a simple post-it message saying I LOVE WIKIPEDIAAAAA!!! Sometimes, the messages are hard to read.

    I’ll never forget hearing from a father and mother whose son had died after a rare illness. They gave out of gratitude that Wikipedia has an article to inform others about the existence of the disease that took their son’s life.

    Wikipedia means a lot of different things to those of us who use it. Whatever your personal connection, you are part of a magical community. More than 400 million people use Wikipedia and its sister sites every month — almost a third of the Internet-connected world.

    This is the time of year when people all across the Wikipedia community come together to help sustain our joint enterprise with a donation of $20, $35, $50 or whatever they can to keep Wikipedia free.

    The same way that we build Wikipedia one word at a time, we can keep it healthy and thriving one donation at a time.

    I hope you’ll choose this as the moment to send Wikipedia some love.



    Oliva, Spain___________________Lol. Seriously? I can’t help but wonder if this is a joke. 

  3. Passive Aggressive Punctuation xDD

    Watch video here: http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

    Very funny (kinda creepy as well).

  4. Obama, Democrats, Republicans, and Humor on the Side

    This made me laugh today.

    Joke originally found here:

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault."

  5. rofl. ^_^ I love these comics.

    rofl. ^_^ I love these comics.

  6. Because I thought you should know

    So apparently, a Russian man survived a five-story fall twice.

    A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

    Vodka /Rex

    Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging about the first time.

    Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

    Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

    But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

    Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

    Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: “Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

    "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."


    ^^^ Interesting how those things happen.^^^

  7. Revenge is Sweet

    How to Get Even With Someone

    • Garage Sale
      • Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, just come around back and come early!
    • X-Rays at Airports
      • Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic…
    • Oil Spot
      • At night pour used oil underneath the victim’s car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too.
    • Flat Tire
      • Very similar to the Oil Spot, but with a twist. Let most of the air out of one of your victim’s tires. Keep doing this each night, and watch as they call a tow truck or the Automobile Club day after day. Odd how those new tires keep losing air, too.
    • Paper Money
      • Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim’s name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries. Another favorite…
    • Fax Machines
      • Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim’s fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim’s fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you. This can have same results as Oil Spot.
    • Dogs
      • Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim’s house and blow the silent whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process again.

    From: http://www.joke-archives.com/stress/gettingeven.html

  8. Lol. Sucks.

    Lol. Sucks.

  9. Lol. I like.

    Lol. I like.

  10. Title: Russell Brand in New York City (Part 5)

    1:50 to 2:13 LMAO. ROFL. Russell Brand is pretty funny after all.

    ::Puppet ^_^

  11. Guide to Interpreting MySpace / Facebook / Friendster Photos

    Stolen from http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php

    (Could use an update in my opinion.)

    Example Photo Type What They Want
    You to Think
    The Truth Blurry Artistic Has acne, possibly moustache if female Anime Eccentric, possibly Japanese Computer programmer Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage Fun, laid back There has never been a photograph taken of them where they weren’t holding an alcoholic beverage Very closely cropped Enigmatic Fat Dude jamming on guitar He’s in a popular band and rocks out all the time Unemployed Close-up of breasts, usually in bustier Sexy and naughty Fat Face at strange, usually downward, angle Eccentric, possibly supermodel Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken Dark, brooding Doesn’t care Dangerous, possibly a pirate Cartoon character such as Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird Cute, playful Immature, probably fat Guy with beard sitting on couch Sits on the couch a lot,
    has a beard Sits on the couch a lot,
    has a beard
  12. Men are shallow. So are women. But the pic has truth to it.

    Men are shallow. So are women. But the pic has truth to it.


  13. Captured perfectly

    Captured perfectly


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