Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern, just the slow erosion of self, as insidious as cancer. And like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience; a room in hell with only your name on the door.
Name: Age: School: Bedtime: Wake up time: Unlimited text? Unlimited minutes?
Points will be awarded on a systematic bias basis. lol.
Age pts: If you are between 18 and 20 you get 2 pts. 16-17 or 21-25 1 pt.
Name pts: A normal name gets 1 pt. A unique name gets 2 pts. Angel, Precious, or Tiara type names lose a pt. Shaniqua, Fri’Chickenisha type names lose a pt. lol.
School pts: CA and ATC students get 2pts BC students 1pts. Any Ivy Leagues get 3 pts and then lose 1pt for lack of time. All other schools are not rewarded any points. No school -1 pt if under the age of 19.
Bedtime pts: Bedtime before 9pm, 1pt (for similarity). lol. Bedtime from 9pm to 11pm, 2pts Bedtimes from 12am to 2 am, 3pts Bedtimes from 2am to 4am, 4pts Bedtimes after 4am, 5pts (for endurance)
Wake up time pts: Wake up time after 10am, 1pt Wake up time from 8am to10am, 2pts Wake up time from 6am to 8am, 3pts Wake up time before 6am, 4pts
Contact pts: Unlimited text gets 1pt Unlimited minutes gets 2pts Call to me 1pt Text to me 1pt Text between 12am and 5am get 2pts Facebook talking between 12am and 5am get 1pt Call between 12 am and 5am gets 3pts Time spent with me alone (no one else at table, bench, room, etc.) gets 2pts Time spent with me between 12am and 5am, 4 pts Seeing me cry, 5pts Making me cry, -5pts
If you are willing to undergo a short internship for the position of my best friend, 10pts xD
Please respond appropriate info, and total pts for each categories except name. (That one is my call.) And don’t forget the internship, yes or no is fine.
Have fun! lol.
Awarded to Winner!
Disclaimer: I hold the right to arbitrarily give or take away points as I see fit and DO intend to consider your application with all seriousness. ;D